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You’re a mom if …

You’re a mom if …

We are coming up on yet another milestone—but this time it’s one of mine. Mother’s Day. This is my first Mother’s Day as a real mom. Last year, I was a huge baby-and-water-retaining preggo, and I remember thinking, “Next year is going to be totally different.” That thought couldn’t be more true. Mom and baby’s...

We are coming up on yet another milestone—but this time it’s one of mine. Mother’s Day. This is my first Mother’s Day as a real mom. Last year, I was a huge baby-and-water-retaining preggo, and I remember thinking, “Next year is going to be totally different.” That thought couldn’t be more true. Mom and baby’s first year together has taught me what being a mother truly means. So, here are my thoughts on motherhood.photo

You know you’re a mom if …

  • You have been accidentally pee’d on—in your mouth.
  • You have ever stayed up all night holding a sick infant.
  • You have ever caught vomit in your bare hands.
  • You have ever wondered, “Will I ever shower again?”
  • You have ever wondered, “Will I ever sleep again?”
  • You have ever wondered, “Will I ever get to see that episode of Game of Thrones everyone is talking about?”
  • You have ever looked like an idiot and danced like Elaine from Seinfeld just to get your baby to laugh—in a crowded restaurant.
  • You have ever paced for five hours straight trying to get your crying newborn to fall asleep.
  • You have ever read Pat the Bunny and Goodnight Moon until your voice gives out, just because his face lights up at every page turn.
  • You have ever loved someone else so completely and so wholly as you do the little person that giggles every time you kiss his toes.

And a special Happy Mother’s Day to my mom. All I said above, you have done for me, and until this year I never understood fully what that truly meant. Thank you for teaching me how to be the best mom I can be just because you were the best Mom you could be for me.
Happy Mother’s Day.

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