Mama drama

By Published On: February 1st, 2015

You can’t stay up past 9 p.m. You always have […]


  1. You can’t stay up past 9 p.m.
  2. You always have something questionable on your shirt.
  3. Poop doesn’t gross you out anymore.
  4. All conversations circle back to your baby.
  5. You’ve succumbed to the yoga pants and T-shirt “trend.”
  6. You’ve shared intimate details about your nether regions with a total stranger.
  7. Leaving the house by yourself has become a luxury.
  8. You aren’t surprised when you discover one of your boobs is exposed.
  9. You are madly, deeply in love with a short bald guy (or girl).