Mama drama
You can’t stay up past 9 p.m. You always have […]
- You can’t stay up past 9 p.m.
- You always have something questionable on your shirt.
- Poop doesn’t gross you out anymore.
- All conversations circle back to your baby.
- You’ve succumbed to the yoga pants and T-shirt “trend.”
- You’ve shared intimate details about your nether regions with a total stranger.
- Leaving the house by yourself has become a luxury.
- You aren’t surprised when you discover one of your boobs is exposed.
- You are madly, deeply in love with a short bald guy (or girl).