Written by: Rachel Reiff Ellis February 27 2011
Get your snaps ready, cool cats. We've got some pregnancy-inspired poetry coming your way.
[ Month one ]
Took the test as soon
As the box told me I could.
Two pink lines. Pregnant!
[ Month two ]
It’s hard, figuring
Out how to explain fourteen
Trips to the bathroom.
[ Month three ]
Nausea’s gone at last.
Now I can’t stop sobbing at
Sappy commercials.
[ Month four ]
Either that’s a bump
Or I ate way too many
Cheeseburgers this week.
[ Month five ]
Gas bubbles or kick?
I can’t tell. Guess we’ll find out
In just a minute.
[ Month six ]
Some jelly, a wand,
And, voil
