9. It’s OK, I know you’re just moody because you’re pregnant.
8. The restroom is closed. Why don’t you try the one upstairs?
7. Just wait until the teenage years! (Can I enjoy the moment, please?)
6. I can tell by your hips you’re carrying a girl.
5. If you think you have it bad, let me tell you about my pregnancy.
4. Sorry, we’re out of the chocolate mint.
3. Are you having twins?
2. Watch out … the stretch marks come at the very end.
1. When do you think you’ll have number two?